Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Hubby bought me a big-big ring..... jeles lehhh??

This is the first time in his life that hubby bought me a ring initiatively. No, i dont have to remind him that we dont have any engagement rings or wedding bands to seal our love. So, one fine day, he came back with one.

Hubby: Like the new ring i bought?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Why? Dont like meh?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: See, the box so nice.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: I took a long time to choose this for you one you know.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Wanna try on see nice or not?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Not big enough meh?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: All girls like it big one what, right.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Sure nice one.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: I'm sure you like one.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: You dont like this issit?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: I go choose another one?

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: I take you along to choose the one you like then.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: You can choose the biggest and most expensive one also nevermind.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Can buy two if you like....

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Aiya, three or four also can lah, if it makes you happy....

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Eh, say something lah....

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: The salesgirl at the shop says once you see this sure cry out in delight one.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Says this is the all-time-favourite design wohh.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: She says she also like but her hubby wouldnt buy.

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Darr...

Me: *no comments*

Hubby: Say something lahhhh....

Me: *no comments*

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Eh, what is this? Some pink jade from China issit? So translucent wann, with big-big flower up there sommore.... crystal ahhh? They say pink crystal bring love and romance wan woh......



Waaahhh, seee........ nice or not??? Very intricate design hoh...... if i show off to my girlfrens, i'm sure they all get jeles wann..... But how come the ring so stretchy wannn??? Like one size fits all liddat?????

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Wah.... the box also so karer-ful hoh. Got so many shimmering-shimmering heart sommore. No wonder he say got nice box lerrr....



Niasing..... see now you all know why i *no comment*???? How to comment????? Why not you comment????NMFL!!!!

28 Responses:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, real funny post. Hello fellow blogger.

L B said...

WAAAAAAA, new blog!!!!!! Waaaa!!! No need condom lah...

Dancing Queen said...

Wow, so try already or not? Nice or not chek? For you or hubby? Do a review lah! Hahaha! :-)

Peng said...

i don't know how to comment all i know is to laugh :-D

yenchiew said...

ROTFLMAO!!! pooi yee!!! this is definitely a farny post.. haven seen a 'ring' like that before..

Anonymous said...

omg, at first i thought is a toy ring but end up is a condom. Wahaha, mayb you are the first person in malaysia have it, so be proud ya.. :p

may said...

LOLOLOLOL!! *pengsan*

sweetpea said...

this is hilarious. can't say i have seen one personally, but we have something similar here in aust. not that i know how it looks like though, or feel, for that matter :P

*lynne* (azlynne1972) said...

LoL! i thought it was a toy ring too, can't imagine it as a condom... dunno if wanna ask u how it feels, aiyah geli! :P

Anonymous said...

waaa... jeles leh

i want i want ...

wa liao leh ... u really put me in suspense ... at first i thought u were speechless coz sooo happy that your hubby bought u a ring ... i was waiting for your response to your hubby ... thought u were gonna burst into happy tears

was really looking forward to seeing the rock on the ring ... (hmm.. now maybe the ring on the cock also can... LOL) ;D

King's wife said...

try already?
"song" or not? lolol!!!!

Samm said...

andylkw - Hi, thx for dropping by.

lb - Nice oh, my blog. The gal look like me onot? Condom? U still use wann meh?

dancing queen - Weii, they never pay me to do this review wohhhh, lol

peng - Stopped yet? Afturds choke the you know.

yenchiew - When you come back, pooiyi buy you one for your finger ahhh...

sin ling - Eh, not a condom lah. It's a ring for the kkc, lol.

may - *rubs fung yau on Ah May's temple.... now, where's the "sin"*

sweetpea - Then you gotta go get one, try it, and blog bout it, muahahahah

*lynne* - Eeerr, hubs overseas, din get around to "play" with it yet, lol.

blogade - Aiya, you wan to feel alos can, I send you one?

king's wife - I would imagine "song" kua. Vibrate liddat. Wahhhh 15 minutes sommore....

www.yenjai.net said...

Haha.
I thought why always no comment.
Consider yourself lucky to get such a ring?
(Can show off to all the jie mei during party leh) (Fainted)

Dancing Queen said...

For a moment I thought it looked like a pacifier for little Malcolm! You know, rubbery and all! LOL!! :-)

Max said...

err need batteries ?

Samm said...

www.yenjai.net - nonid to show off to them, i give them 1 each, then they all can "song" until faint also can lerrr

dancing queen - eh, i never thought of that.... pacifier, hahahahahaha

max - came with batteries, box says can last for 15 minutes. A good 15 MINUTES!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Good gift, so you "like" it or not??? Ha! I'm so naughty...

Max said...

good 15 minutes means very song lar

Anonymous said...

This one vibrates very mildly one wor. Got rasa meh? I thought you settle for nothing less than a jackhammer?

*cabut*

Samm said...

cocka - *just in time to pull at your collar*.... come back here, you notti lil boy. *spank.... spank* You like getting spanked.... doncha!!!

Samm said...

shoppingmum - havent tested yet... so dunno wohh

max - ya lor, if i keep turning it on, then battery all gone.... lol

Anonymous said...

send me one?? YaY!
er... cock included or not ha?

now that would really make my day! ;P

hehe! LOL!

mumsgather said...
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mumsgather said...

I oso thot it was a pacifier woh.... Eh, everyday you so busy writing review for PPP, you never write review for this "ring" ah?

Samm said...

blogade, wahhhh.... u tharm sum ahhhh. my cock oso u wannnn. i gv u adi, i use wat? thk i si free go get new one ah.

mumsgather, yalor, pacifier for my "mouth" mah, lol. denggg, they never pay me to do this review wohhhh.

Anonymous said...

hahahaaa..very funny, make my day..1st time comment in yr blog, I am curious, how to use??hahaha

Samm said...

adrian & alvan, hah, liddat u must get 1 n try for urself, hehe

nihc'c said...

hello, nice post. hilarious! hehe... =P