Things that can fark up my mornings

Somebody left the toilet seat down after they've used it. Then another went in and pee-ed right on it and didnt even splash a bucket of water over it and left it at that. I went inside and found that i cant sit on it unless i clean it. DNMCH. What a great morning. I'm gonna be pissed whole day long cos someone farked up my morning. tiu. And there's more. I couldnt be bothered to rant about it cos i wanna hit my USD3.3k first. Soon.... soon.... just a liiiiiiiiittle bit more will do.