Foodie tales

I am sick of feeding my kids jorrr. No more. Clearing my table as all those mugs are cluttering my table top and i need the space. I just put two slices of wholemeal bread into the toaster oven and will cut them up for Malcolm to nibble on when he pleases. That lil fler just wont eat, yerrrrrrrrrrr. A few minutes to go and i have to move my ass to the kitchen afain. Dont know how many times jor walking in and out and in and out of that damn place. Siennnnzzzz.