Dont hog my work area

My semi-retired loukung is so damn free these days that he's taken a keen interest in our local politics. The moment i leave the pc, he'll jump onto my chair and hog my pc. And when i come back inside, i have to sit in a warm chair, tiu. There's a spare pc in the guest room mah. Go buy a monitor back and hook it up lah. Why come and disturb my working area, haimai. Kikseiyan....