I'm getting fat.....

I'm feeling darned hungry now but i dare not eat. I'm putting on weight and it's going to all the wrong places. My jeans are tight and i'm afrid they wont fit me by month's end. How now? Sei lerrrr.... i'm so so so scared. Just why must all the fat go downstairs wannn. Each time i walk past a shop with glass panels, i can see my big fat ass sticking out. OMG.... is this for real. I really dont want this to go on. I HATE BEING FAT!!!!