Maxim's Unsexiest Woman In The World

How would you like to be a celebrity. They all do get all the fame and attention everywhere they go to. But sometimes, life as a celebrity sucks too. And just when you think you have celebrity sexy teeth, sexy lips, sexy smile, some magazine comes and name you as the unsexiest celebrity of the year. It's none other than Maxim Magazine.

Poor Sarah Jessica Parker was named #1 Maxim's Unsexiest Woman In The World for the year 2007. The rest of the unsexiest celebrities are Amy Winehouse, Madonna, Sandra Oh and Britney Spears. So, what can they do? Me, i'll need a year long Mexico Vacations to destress and hope no paparazzi are around to hound me at the White-Sand Beaches of Riviera Maya. If not, i'll surely go mad.

Celebrity sexy lips just like Angelina Jolie's

Hubby took some really closed up shots of me earlier and i uploaded them to the pc just now. I was really shocked to see how dry my lips are. Certainly not as luscious as Angelina Jolie's sexy celebrity lips. Has it got to do with my late nights? Or maybe i didnt drink enough water? Could beer be the culprit? Or maybe i really need to apply something like a lip gloss or lips plumper to make them look fuller?

Now, i know of a product called the celebrity sexy lips plumper. Just that i cant find it here. This is just one of those days i wish i know where to buy celebrity sexy lips plumper back. I know i may not be born with celebrity sexy lips, but i may be able to achieve it with the help of celebrity sexy lip plumper. Life just isnt fair. See how gorgeous Angelina Jolie is with her luscious, kissable and sexy celebrity lips? Do you think she uses the celebrity sexy lip plumper to make them look fuller? Hmmmmmm?????

Nuisance

Yerrrr.... not to say i'm stingy or wat. My kid wants his daily dose of yogurt and so, i went to the fridge to get him his Calci Yum. Then what.... my knn IBS kids are over and they ate them all without asking me. See lah. It's always lidis wan each time they come over, sien mou.

And just now, the dotter hollered from the bathroom says she wants to wash her hair with Gordon's organic shampoo. You know lah, those stuff are expensive wan mah. And they will squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and all goes to waste. Not the first time, k.

Thank god i dont keep stuffs like my Celebrity sexy teeth whitener or Celebrity Sexy Lip Plumper in there. If not, i'm sure they'll disappear from the bathroom too. I really hate it when they come over. My MIL will sure to side them and say things like, "Kids mah... expensive stuffs then dun put inside the bathroom loh...."

Tiu, put where wor. Dont come over and be a nuisance mah. Chi9sin wann. You say tulan or not. Really mou kah gau. In other words, bad upbringing, or the lack of it, NIAMAH.

I want celebrity sexy teeth

I told hubby right after watching the 2008 Oscars that all those beautiful actresses have dazzling white teeth. He says if i want to look like them, i'd better start saving my money now as most of them went for expensive teeth whitening sessions at. I argued with him that this is not the case as i've heard of a product called celebrity sexy teeth whitener which can do the job quickly and yet, doesnt hurt my pockets at all. And there's also this celebrity sexy lip plumper, when used in combination together with the celebrity sexy teeth whitener, can make my smile even more dazzling. So, i'm going to buy these two items and show him that i can really get that celebrity smile without going to the dentist.