Where's my nail file?????????

My fingernails are getting long again and getting in the way as i type. My stupid is also so shallow that i need to hit the keys real hard at times. The angle which i'm typing now is so tiring. The nail file is no where to be seen. most prolly inside the toilet. I take it along with me there once in a while. What's there to do when one's doing big business in there, haimai. File fingernails lohhhh. Niamind. Buy a few more back on my next shopping trip. Now, when's hubby coming back to drive me out.....